Unless you want your valentine’s day to include a swift breakup, I’d recommend you stay clear of these terrible Valentine’s day gift ideas, especially number 10.
1. Novelty Toilet Paper
Although guys find anything toilet related extremely funny, women are not so keen so I’d say clear of this one.
2. A Wonderful Surprise
If you have a woman that appreciates this gift, you’re a lucky guy.
3. Undies For Two
Not the most practical of gift, but they do look kinda fun.
4. This Cryptic Balloon
Balloons can be a romanic gesture, but make sure you read what it says before you buy.
5. Valentine’s Day Crabs
Nothing says I love you like a new pet!
6. I Love You Poop
Again, toilet humour is wasted on women, so just don’t do it.
7. Bacon Flowers
I have nothing bad to say about these. The world can never have enough bacon.
8. Edible Beef Underwear
These are just wrong.
9. His and Her Tongue Scrapers
Telling your valentine that they have bad breath isn’t going to go down well.
Anything on this list is better that nothing. The only benefit to nothing is that it’s free, but you’ll probably end up paying for it eventually.